About Me

Hello, friend :D! My name is Jordan and I live in Cali. I'm 17 years old and will be 18 on June 21st. I like things that varies from cats and puns to WGI, DCI, and anything colorguard/marching band/music related. (As well as Free! and Attack on Titan nbd). I love House music woop woop. I just reblog whatever and yeh. I love meeting new people! I'm sups friendly and free of judgement so if you message me I'll cry tears of joy. Hehe. Have a wonderful day and congrats on reading this far :D!
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imagesometimes i like to just throw on my furby suit and go for a walk around town. i enjoy seeing the looks on the childrens faces when, for a moment, they believe there might be a real furby across the street. once they have spotted me maybe i’ll do a funny dance for them, or something. they take out their iphone, probably to call their friends and say “bro, look at this furby! this is crazy!”. pretty soon the police show up for some reason. then i 

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When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like


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hey look


it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

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if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it


Earlier this semester this dude in my psych class declared he didn’t like me because I was ‘a pretentious bitch’ so when I found out he started watching Attack on Titan I spoiled everything up to the latest chapter for him.

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I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

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2009 was 5 years ago wtf 

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I love Fall Out Boy because sometimes they have some really great lyrics like




But then other times they have really relatable lyrics




and there’s angry lyrics too


Like there’s a song for every mood

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Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

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2048: DCI 2013 Top 11 Corps Edition→



DCI 2048!

the game…not a prediction for the year 2048

This game is now slightly more enjoyable

I still hate it though

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